I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Randomize
