I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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