Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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