By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
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