I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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