Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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