And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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