absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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