Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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