I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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