If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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