I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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