We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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