so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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