Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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