Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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