I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Randomize
