it wasn't lemon gatorade
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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