yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Randomize
