why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Drunk is a universal language darling
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