Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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