I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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