rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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