office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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