so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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