She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
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Goodbee
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Randomize
