Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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