i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Still dying that you shit outside
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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