I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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