Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
are you so shy because you have an std?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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