so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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