i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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