Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
and you said cock pushups were impossible
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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