what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Randomize
