The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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