Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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