my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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