I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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