it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
How does it feel to date your dad?
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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