took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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