goodnight i made you a song goodbye
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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