All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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