That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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