my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
the liver wants what the liver wants
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I want a musical about memes.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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