I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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