Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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