She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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