it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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