She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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