Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
can u get pink eye on your cock?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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