I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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